Terms

Short, honest MVP terms. Not legal advice, and not a substitute for terms reviewed by a lawyer before you run this commercially.

This is entertainment

Every roast is AI-generated comedy based on what you typed. It is not a personality assessment, psychological evaluation, medical opinion, legal opinion, financial advice, or a prediction about your future. Do not make decisions based on it.

What you submit

You are responsible for what you put in. Only submit information about other people if you have their permission and they'd find it funny. Do not use this to harass, defame or expose anyone.

What we won't generate

The system is instructed to refuse hateful content, slurs, attacks on protected characteristics, threats, sexual content, doxxing, and serious accusations about real people. If something slips through, stop using it and report it to the operator.

Payments

The full roast is a one-time payment of $1.99, processed by Lemon Squeezy. It is not a subscription and nothing recurs. Access unlocks only after the payment provider confirms the order. Because the product is delivered instantly and in full, refunds are at the operator's discretion — contact them if something went wrong.

Availability

This is an MVP. It can go down, change, or lose data. There is no uptime guarantee and no warranty of any kind.

Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, the operator is not liable for any damages arising from your use of this site, including hurt feelings.